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(via fuckyesitsmichael)
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(via drowninginranch)
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i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’er actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
(via dessydewwho)
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(via itisrainingstars)
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Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
That’s awesome how he uses her other senses to describe the pie.
I’m crying over pie.
(via itisrainingstars)
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if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
(via dr-norweed)
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imagine being deaf and reading words but having no idea what they sound like i can’t even comprehend that
Imagine being deaf and not knowing farts make noise.
for fuck’s sake
(via dr-norweed)
